Apparently there was an undercurrent of an END OF THE WORLD theme in the videos I was in this week. Nothing like chomping down on protein filled bugs whilst outrunning the unrelenting army of the dead. Check um out!
Hello there. How are you? You look nice. You look like you've done something different with your... um... with your... um... yourself. Either that or I'm not drunk. I'm not quite sure either way. Look, I realize our communication pathways have failed to cross lately, and most of that responsibility rests on my formerly broad shoulders. But this scrawny, dad-bod shant take all the blame. You haven't updated your website either. So, I'd appreciate a little understanding. Apologies, my emotions hulked-out a little bit. Don't worry, this IPA Blackwidow'd my bad thoughts. I'm good. Anyways, here's what I've been up to lately!!!! (Vine horn thing goes off vigorously)
OSCAR'S HOTEL: Elliott C. Morgan and my dad-bod were slathered in grey paint and inserted into the fantastical series from KickthePJ and New Form Digital. It really was/is a grand opportunity. Because of this imaginative romp, I now retain the ability to claim I was in a show with Sir Patrick Stewart, Elliott Gould and Alfred Molina.
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EVERY BLANK EVER: Over at my SMOSH job - my SHMOB? - we continue to pump out quality episodes of this show. Here is what you may have missed (Clickify the words to watch, you silly-billy): EVERY WALKING DEAD EVER, EVERY BIRTHDAY EVER, EVERY VINE EVER, EVERY TEACHER EVER, and EVERY BREAKUP EVER. If you're looking for my fine face, you can find be in Birthday and Teacher. Enjoy.
EPIC HOW TO: Oh no. Just got bit. By the lazy. There are a bunch of episodes that debuted since my last post, but I'm just gonna link to this EPIC LINK OF EPIC HOW TO EPICNESS because I'm lazy. Inside the guts of that link you'll learn how to FIND LOVE, WIN A GOLD MEDAL, BECOME A SPY, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF WALLSTREET, and A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (*gets dizzy. takes nap.)
Hey, comment on this damn post and let me know people actually frequent this wasteland of my thought-stuff. Thanks! K-bye!
ANSWER: A BUNCH OF CRAP!
And by crap, I eloquently mean I'm involved with a number of projects that excite/challenge/tickle me all over. Speaking of tickles, allow me to inform your brain-spot that SourceFed and I parted in the most amicable of ways and we still totes kick it together in a flirty-giggly kind of manner. Sometimes we PODCAST. Sometimes we TABLE TALK. And sometimes, we straight up get freaky and get our SKETCH on. These days, post-SourceFed, I'm working over at Defy Media. I dabble in a bunch of paint buckets so as to Jackson Pollock my professional canvas, but my official color/title is the Creative Manager/Managing Producer of SMOSH. You know SMOSH... they just released a movie, they're working on a new long-form comedy series, and they've been butt-deep in the YouTube comedy game just as long as yours truly (that's me, duh.) I'm responsible for a bunch of schtuff, but more than anything, I'm tasked with helping create new programming within the brand whilst incorporating the new additions to their talent roster. They've welcomed me with open arms and the whole experience is very rewarding. It's also forcing me to osmosisly level-up my team-building, producing, and business stats. The new SMOSH cast, the veteran SMOSH team and I Voltron'd our assess together and pumped out a new series, that warms and moistenifies my insides, called EVERY BLANK EVER. See below for our seven, very diverse episodes. The episodes are like my babies and I shouldn't have a favorite... BUT I DO, and it is Every Dad Ever. It's a beautiful cacophony of dadness that reunites Barats and Bereta and the original SourceFed trio, and showcases the wonderful comedy skillz of all the SMOSH cast, Reggie Couz, Greg Benson, and ShayCarl. My narcissistic performing side is also receiving a slight ego-massage with EPIC HOW TO! It's a super-dope infotainment show where I try and educate the masses on how to do kick-ass/complicated crap! It's cool cause my friends Andy and Brian do the graphics. AND WE DROPPED A NEW EPISODE ON YO BUTTS TODAY! Check that out right below all this word vomit and click the links below that video to take a cool dip in the rest of the Epic How To pool! Anyways, I still post on Vine and Instagram and I just started dabbling in Snapchat (Name: joebereta) so check me out on all of that social media bull. There's other performing stuff and projects I'm immersing myself in, but I'll save that for a later update. K, bye!
Escape A Kidnapping -- Be A Bounty Hunter -- Own A Pet Tiger -- Be A Stuntman -- Break Out Of A Jail
Make Money Playing Video Games -- Get Into Space -- Become Batman -- Beat the Casino
Start Your Own Religion -- Fake Your Own Death -- Get A Super Bowl Ring -- Win An Oscar -- Survive Being Lost At Sea
EVERY [BLANK] EVER
Every INSTAGRAM Ever
Time is a sneaky sneakerson. If you're not keeping a close eye on time, you'll blink and three months will have passed you by faster than all those attractive girls wearing tight Arizona brand jeans in high school passed you by... I'M NOT BITTER!!!! The point is, I exited SourceFed (with all of the office supplies) more than three months ago and dove head-first into my new job. Apparently, I plunged headfirst and slammed my fragile skull on the bottom of the pool, rendering me incapacitated... at least in the online sense. I just haven't been pumping out updates on current projects because I'M A STUPID. Anyways, I plan on updating this site far more often so as to feed the hungry narcissistic beast living inside my chest. So, stay tuned or something. Maybe just never leave your computer and constantly hit the refresh button with your sweaty palms that are moist with anticipation and Jergens.
But for now, watch my new episode of EPIC HOW TO!!
Sometimes, to get through those heavy existential moments of your life, you need look deep within, breakdown the barriers, and start over.