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5 Awesome Things March 14

3/14/2014

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Five Awesome Things was a daily list I used to pump out on the Facebooks and the Twitterz. It was nothing more than stuff I enjoy. I figure this is a place where I can continue that trend with a bit more elaboration. Take my hand. We'll take this journey together. I'll be gentle.

1. David Stockton's MONSTER Block

David Stockton is the result of sex things that NBA legend John Stockton did to his wife.
David plays for Gonzaga GO ZAGS and in the West Coast Conference Tournament Championship, the 5' 11" wood sprite of an NCAA basketball player hulked out and presented to the world what might be the most entertaining shot block of the year. Now, my scrappy, yet occasionally maddening Zags, go forth and pretty please make it past the first weekend of the NCAA tournament so as not to obliterate my homer bracket.

2: Moose

I've very recently decided that meese and bears are my favorite animals. Today, meese get the nod because... because. Here's a fun fact I stole from wikipedia: Out in the wild, if provoked, a moose will totally bang your girl behind your back. Science.
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3: Mario Kart 64

The undisputed best Mario Kart. But dear god, that Nintendo 64 controller was a monstrosity designed for your weird friend with the freaky third arm. He was really good at juggling. And being freaky. 
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4: Hashtag Wars on @midnight

Hashtag Wars, from Comedy Central's @midnight, is my new nightly ritual that provides me with an excuse to stretch my comedy muscle and ignore my family. Last night, the topic was #Alcoholidays. 
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5: Pistachios

Delicious. They're like the cashews of the nut world.
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Ross Everett link
3/14/2014 03:25:50 am

Okay... here we go. I've always wanted to do this... Don't screw this up.

Frist.

DAMMIT!

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Chris Rea link
3/14/2014 03:49:59 am

You are an absolute DELIGHT.

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Sam Martin
3/14/2014 03:55:02 am

Nailed it.

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Gilles LaChance
3/17/2014 01:29:36 am

haha. Nicely done Ross

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Gilles LaChance
3/17/2014 01:31:10 am

oh and Snailed It even!

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Bennett Wenger link
3/14/2014 09:26:22 am

Good stuff, sir. Though I believe that "Double Dash" for Gamecube is the best Mario Kart ever.

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Bernardo Govea
3/14/2014 09:28:19 am

That damn N64 controller analog stick was painful while playing any Mario party mini game where you had to spin it, my palm hurts just by thinking about it.

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Luis
3/14/2014 09:29:30 am

Couldn't agree more on the controller for the N64. Loved Mario Kart 64, along with many other N64 games, but I didn't realize until much later in life just how...grotesque the design on the controller really was.

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Rynoballs link
3/14/2014 09:31:41 am

I love all 5 of these things as well. However,I prefer Rhinos to moose.

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TOTALLY PEWDIEPIE
3/14/2014 09:55:16 am

Nailed it.

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Christina R
3/14/2014 11:49:03 am

Your hashtag wars posts are the BEST! They make my night, keep it up.

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Jacob Miranda
3/14/2014 12:54:17 pm

Damn it, Ross. Hahahahahaha

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Jackie Dean link
3/16/2014 07:51:54 am

Midnight's hashtag wars are THE BEST. My extremely sarcastic English teacher started making that a daily exercise. She posts the hashtag and then we each write one down in a notebook and she picks 5 people at random. It is hilarious!

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