I can't decide if I would or wouldn't watch this. Here's a totally real review of this show that never existed:

"This show is purrrr-fect. Trust me, I'm not kitten.  I cat tell you how much I love the cast right meow, beclaws I'm too busy lion on the ground laughing! Seriously, I'm hissing my pants here!"
         -Sean Penn

Straight up classic, yet I feel, forgotten synonym for a single testicle. Nard needs to make a comeback. It's silly yet refined.
Plural: Nards
Most Famous Use of Word: Monster Squad (1987)
Sean: Kick him in the nards! Kick him in the nards!
Horace: He doesn't have nards!
Sean: Do it, do it!
Horace: (after kicking The Wolfman in the nards) Wolfman's got nards!

Guys, listen to Psychostick. They parody heavy metal. But they're the type of parodists that master the subject they parody and turn it into their squirming bitch. I suggest trying out tracks that cover hotbed, controversial topics like, Caffeine, Beer!, and Shower.

Awesome game for the NES. It's like an RPG indulged in too much box wine and engaged in a one-night tryst with an "out-of-its-league," yet willing brawler, and they squirted out this bouncing, punching, kicking, bundle of pixilated joy. The role-playing elements seamlessly integrate into the fine art of Punch&Kick. You run around River City earning cash for kicking ass (Ass Cash), eating food to level up your character stats, and reading books to learn new moves. My personal favorite is Fatal Steps. It's an adorable curb-stomp your enemy while he is down on the ground type of thing. BUT HERE IS WHAT IS THE MOSTEST AMSOMER THING EVER!! A Kickstarter funded direct sequel will be crub-stomping my face later this year!!!!!!

One time, I ran around Glacier National Park humping everything in sight. I like to think God (He/She/It/Horse?) omnipotently gazed upon my thrusting antics, gently nodding his fireball-head with approval.  

One time, I went on a hike in Glacier National Park and didn't hump things. Here are some of my favorite pictures from the trek to Hidden Lake. Enjoy.

Played with a fun app that monitors your baseball swing.  And also, the world is ending on SourceFed.

Five Awesome Things was a daily list I used to pump out on the Facebooks and the Twitterz. It was nothing more than stuff I enjoy. I figure this is a place where I can continue that trend with a bit more elaboration. Take my hand. We'll take this journey together. I'll be gentle.

David Stockton is the result of sex things that NBA legend John Stockton did to his wife.
David plays for Gonzaga GO ZAGS and in the West Coast Conference Tournament Championship, the 5' 11" wood sprite of an NCAA basketball player hulked out and presented to the world what might be the most entertaining shot block of the year. Now, my scrappy, yet occasionally maddening Zags, go forth and pretty please make it past the first weekend of the NCAA tournament so as not to obliterate my homer bracket.

I've very recently decided that meese and bears are my favorite animals. Today, meese get the nod because... because. Here's a fun fact I stole from wikipedia: Out in the wild, if provoked, a moose will totally bang your girl behind your back. Science.

The undisputed best Mario Kart. But dear god, that Nintendo 64 controller was a monstrosity designed for your weird friend with the freaky third arm. He was really good at juggling. And being freaky. 

Hashtag Wars, from Comedy Central's @midnight, is my new nightly ritual that provides me with an excuse to stretch my comedy muscle and ignore my family. Last night, the topic was #Alcoholidays. 

Delicious. They're like the cashews of the nut world.