These are my recent attempts to lace our "news" videos with a bit of creativity and spice. Why not present your thoughts and critiques in the comments? Seriously... WHY THE F NOT?
Puppy Saves 3 Year-Old Girl Lost in Siberia for Eleven Days
I've bookended stories with mini poems/poetry slams/white-boy-raps in the past, but this verse might be my favorite one yet. Once I squash the tiny, negative, nay-saying, doubt spewing Joe living inside me, I might finally write that poetry collection and children's book I've been meaning to get to for about 31 years now... and also the brilliant white-boy-rap videos for my YouTube channel.
Robin Williams - Why We Loved Him
Robin Williams dying sucked. It still sucks. I didn't know him. He made me feel like I did. I didn't want to cover his death in our typical newsy way. I wanted to remember the way he made it seem like he was my friend, so we celebrated the way he made us all feel instead. I didn't know him. But I miss him.
Secret Cave in Wyoming Full of Ancient Treasures!
Is there anything funnier than the thought of two scientists kicking an adorable animal into a giant pit in the middle of nowhere in the name of science? Probably. But not in this video.
Which Countries Get the Most Breast and Penis Enlargements?
I'm really happy with the bit at the end of this video. I think this might be the first game show parody that I've ever penned. It feels very SNLish to me. Speaking of SNL... hey guys! I'm right here. Please call me back and need me and want me and use me and love me and quickly tire of me and contemplate firing me but keep me not as a ringer but probably as a solid supporting cast member and I will wait by the phone and eagerly await your correspondence I love you goodbye.
The Dirtiest Ways to Say Hello
I want my co-host's dad to see this video.