For the past couple weeks, I've been trying to spice each of my videos up with a little bit of a pinch of something different. This was for two reasons. A: Experimentation lends itself to variety and the possibility of new formats, keeping things fresh. B: My sanity. So, take a look at the examples down below and let me know your feels.
1. The Oscar Nominated (not) MAN BENDS CAR DOOR WITH BARE HANDS
Straight up, no-frills story bookended with POETRY SLAM! I hope you enjoy the Ballad of Bob Renning. If you don't... keep it to your damn self.
2. The Vid With The Most Views EVER (lies) FRANCO/ROGAN VS N. KOREA
A fun way for us to deliver a story is to find a "vehicle" or "gimmick" to present the information. Ross excelled at this form of writing and Lee does the same when she pulls from her amazing character database. I tend to stick to white bread, white wall stories delivered by a white boy. If anything, my "thing" is colorful world play delivered with physicality. I need to challenge myself more. That's why I pumped out THE DICTATORMINATORS.
3. The Emmy Award Winning (not really) BOY STUCK IN A VAGINA Story
When SourceFed started, we loved props. For whatever reason, we've sadly strayed away from that format for the most part. I conjured up some GRAPHS for this video because I think physical elements keep the viewer visually engaged and because I was too lazy to photoshop. They look like they were made by sad, underpaid and overworked children. They were not. Man hands were responsible for their glory! Ain't no overworked kids gonna steal my fire... GET BACK TO WORK!
THE BEST (no,really, it is... just shut up about it) 5 THINGS YOU MISSED
Even a show that gifts us with the ability to play with rapid-fire stupid jokes and character bits can get a little stale. I loved this episode. On top of a solid stripper-thief character from the messed up mind of Lee Newton, we've got two bits that go beyond simple mouth diarrhea. Sometimes all you have to do so say a joke. I love the moments where you can show a joke.
This Smosh series stole my voice and utilized it in a few of their videos. Which is dope. In this episode I play the God of War. He's pretty much naked. Like I am now. At work.
Here be the vids I penned or co-hosted this week. Daily playlists are down below.
What is a Meme?
Monday was MEME DAY at SourceFed and I was Scumbag Steve. You're welcome.
The Secret to Controlling Dreams
All ya need is a little bit of a very specific electric shock to play God with your dream stuff.
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'S SHIPWRECK FOUND!
Isn't the Santa Maria from a Rage Against the Machine song? Christopher Columbus plagiarized RAGE!!!!!
The MERS Virus is another thing that will kill you.
And now it's in Boston.
Russia Bans United States from Hitching a Ride to the International Space Station.
Hey Russia, can we come with you to space? Nyet. Ummm...does nyet mean no? да, nyet means no. Long live Putin.
Heavyweight Champ Boxes/Destroys/Humiliates Internet Troll
There once was a man with a mouth.
Who ran the damn thing all about.
The champ that he sassed
Handled his ass
And just about knocked the troll out.
Teen Hides LOADED GUN in Her VAGINA (with Steve Zaragoza)
Apple Will Stop You From Texting and Driving (with Steve Zaragoza)
Terrifying 70-Hour Marathon Sex & Female Penises (with Lee Newton)
Teen Survives 5 Hour Flight in Plane's Wheel Well (with Lee Newton)
Your Money is Dirtier Than You Think! (with Steve Zaragoza)
GOLD BARS found INSIDE MAN'S STOMACH! (with Lee Newton)
Killer Asteroid Coming Soon-ish... (with Lee Newton)
Loch Ness Monster Found?! (with Lee Newton)
The Internet Is Dead: Net Neutrality Compromised
Weaponized Chlorine (with Matt Lieberman)
April 14th @SourceFed Vids: Ancient Daddy Longlegs, Glowing Roads, Teen Tweets Terror, BnB Brothels, Jesus Saves Woman From Bear
Thank you for your viewership... and your leftovers. I rifle through your garbage at night.