April 14th @SourceFed Vids: Ancient Daddy Longlegs, Glowing Roads, Teen Tweets Terror, BnB Brothels, Jesus Saves Woman From Bear
Thank you for your viewership... and your leftovers. I rifle through your garbage at night.
Five Awesome Things was a daily list I used to pump out on the Facebooks and the Twitterz. It was nothing more than stuff I enjoy. I figure this is a place where I can continue that trend with a bit more elaboration. Take my hand. We'll take this journey together. I'll be gentle.
1. David Stockton's MONSTER Block
David Stockton is the result of sex things that NBA legend John Stockton did to his wife.
David plays for Gonzaga GO ZAGS and in the West Coast Conference Tournament Championship, the 5' 11" wood sprite of an NCAA basketball player hulked out and presented to the world what might be the most entertaining shot block of the year. Now, my scrappy, yet occasionally maddening Zags, go forth and pretty please make it past the first weekend of the NCAA tournament so as not to obliterate my homer bracket.
I've very recently decided that meese and bears are my favorite animals. Today, meese get the nod because... because. Here's a fun fact I stole from wikipedia: Out in the wild, if provoked, a moose will totally bang your girl behind your back. Science.
3: Mario Kart 64
The undisputed best Mario Kart. But dear god, that Nintendo 64 controller was a monstrosity designed for your weird friend with the freaky third arm. He was really good at juggling. And being freaky.
4: Hashtag Wars on @midnight
Hashtag Wars, from Comedy Central's @midnight, is my new nightly ritual that provides me with an excuse to stretch my comedy muscle and ignore my family. Last night, the topic was #Alcoholidays.
Delicious. They're like the cashews of the nut world.